Jacob Kaplan-Moss
Activity tagged “funny”
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Pressures produced when penguins pooh—calculations on avian defaecation
Another great leap forward for science
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Great Literature Retitled To Boost Website Traffic.
I laughed, and then I cried a little.
Flickr: 241543903
This is one of the weirdest memes I've ever seen.
The Perils of Zero-Gravity Videography
Can't record video in zero G. Lame.
Sysadmin horror stories
Some really awesome stuff in here.
Kamikaze Cookery - Normal Person vs … Gordon Ramsay
Can a fucking normal person cook one of fucking Gordon fucking Ramsay's fucking recipes? Or will he just fuck it up?
Lisa Simpson - crossword fan and … Django developer?
Leah discovers the missing link.
Sad Trombone
Tagged “for:mccain”.
A bad case of irony - Rochester, NY - MPNnow
“After striking a deer while driving his motorcycle on the Thruway, Michael Reed was loaded into an ambulance, which, on the way to the hospital, hit another deer.”
The Cartoon Lounge: Online Only: The New Yorker
New Yorker vs XKCD. As you might expect, XKCD wins hands-down, mostly for the final cartoon.
eideteker: That's Our Notto!
“Anything less would be insufficient.”
djangopony - Magic that can't be removed.
I literally laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair.
Defying Classification: The Internet Is Not A Toy
“That's a ridiculous number of network connections just to make a joke. ”
Kiefer Sutherland - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland.” Really.
LKML: Junio C Hamano: [ANNOUNCE] GIT 1.6.0
“'git commit-tree' plumbing can make Octopus with more than 16 parents.”
Hamburger (video game object) - giantbomb.com
“A hamburger is, traditionally, a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread.”
Threepenny Planet: Muphry's Law
“Muphry's Law dictates that if you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written […]”
Amazon.com: Balla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men - 3.5oz: Beauty
Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome!
Changeset 7753 - Django Code - Trac
“Fixed infuriating lack of apostrophe in a comment.” Adrian's commits are the best.
YouTube - Birthday Greetings from Joe Cocker
O, baby, hogify.
Giant Bomb » How To Build A Bomb: Episode 7
“We think this clip pretty much speaks for itself.”
YouTube - Cookie Monster
“Cookie Monster isn't a letter of the alphabet!”
Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments
I wish my physics teacher had been this cool.
2008 Honda Fit - Interior Gallery - the Official Honda Web Site
“Alpaca sold separately”
Hairy ball theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“A hairy doughnut, on the other hand, is quite easily combable.”
Wikihistory
“Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?”
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Cause of Death: Rounding Errors
YTMND - uncle philTMND: Groovy potatoes
Warning: major earwormage.
YouTube - Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed
Pitch-perfect parody of the batshitinsane Tom Cruise Scientology video making the rounds these days.
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe
“Oh yeah! Good ol' C-x M-c M-butterfly…” I think this might be my favorite XKCD yet.
WFMU's Beware of the Blog: David Lee Roth Vocals
David Lee Roth's vocal track from Running with the Devil. Just the vocal track. Make sure you listen to the whole thing to get the full dose of awsome.
The FAIL Blog
Brilliant. Subscribed.
Police blotter | News articles | EveryBlock Chicago
I didn't know that Croft was in Chicago recently.
W3C Emotion Incubator Group
This is why CSS 3 is still a draft.
sausagefans.com :: your complete guide to great british sausages
SFW, surprisingly.
Serious Eats: Gordon Ramsay vs. James May on The F Word
Man, why isn't US television this good!?
Howto install Ubuntu on the Amazon Kindle - destraynor
“1. Don't do it. Seriously.”
Amazon.com: Gold Collection: Music: Sarah Vaughan
Three cheers for puerile humor! (Look at the URL…)
[citation needed]
Brilliant.
Odd MySQL bug - Django developers | Google Groups
Malcolm unearths the stupidest MySQL bug^H^H^H feature I've seen yet. Make sure to read all the way to the punchline; it's amazing.
Your Creation Museum Report
Here’s how to understand the Creation Museum: Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just your average load of horseshit; no, we’re talking colossal load of horsehit. An epic load of horseshit.
The Frontal Cortex : The Subjectivity of Wine
OK, I'm convinced: all this wine snobbery is just bullshit.
John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes by *spacecoyote on deviantART
Totally awesome.
The Superest
I'm at a loss for words. Brilliant.
I Played Through Episode Two Holding A Goddamn Gnome (Spoilers)
This is why Valve is amazing.
Amazon.com: Django Goes To School: Books: Ageleke Zapis
Looks like someone beat our Django book to press.
Celebs of Reddit « Occasionally sane
Apparently I'm a “celebrity” (for some value of the term, at least) on reddit.
LJWorld.com / Device explodes at high school
Slug-of-the-day award.
Washington City Paper: Cover Story: Wanted: Gullible Lawyers
An amazing story about a complicated scam. Don't miss the payoff at the end — it's not what you expect.
Rails Envy: Ruby on Rails vs Django - Commercial #7
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
Gruber: “If Python 3.0 ships before Perl 6, I'm going to cry”
Someone order the man some Kleenex; he's gonna need 'em.
Flickr: The 700 Hoboes Pool
Yes, the Flickr illustrator community has drawn all 700 (and then some) of Hodgeman's 700 hobo names.
HOBOTOPIA
Home of the custom monkey: “Wanna buy a monkey? You name a monkey, I draw a monkey. $20. Original color artwork on a postcard sent (in an envelope) to you or a friend. ”
Twitter / ceilingcat
GOOOOAAAAALLLL!
London 2012 alternative logo on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
The BBC gets Goatse'd!
LOL: LJWorld.com stories: Local news
Oh, man… this is *perfect*!
korg.com: EXB-MOSS
“When the MOSS tone generator is installed, 128 MOSS programs are added.”
YouTube - How not to exit a parking Garage
A shoo-in for this year's Darwin Award.
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe
The always-awesome xkcd knocks one out of the park. Hope that last panel becomes a t-shirt…
QDB: Quote #178890
A wonderful example of the Scunthorpe problem.
Jonathan Coulton » Blog Archive » You Oughta Know
Jonathan Coulton responds (er, sorta) to Alanis' cover of “My Humps.” Shear gold.
Bristol Stool Scale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
As NSFW as Wikipedia gets
Cool! Django lead developer plays the “MacGyver” theme song (video!) (reddit.com)
Adrian has a new fan.
The New York Times on the Web
That's a lot of hobbits.
The Colbert Report - O'Reilly On The Colbert Report
O'Relly: “I'm not a tough guy - this is all an act!” Colbert: “If you're an act, then what am I?” Priceless.
YouTube - Stephen Colbert explains the whole AT&T thing!
Absolutely brilliant.
The Internet has always had loud dumb people, but i've never seen anything quite as bad as the people who comment on YouTube videos. (reddit.com)
“But, speaking as a person who's generally easy-going and patient, sometimes being reasonable and logical doesn't work, and sometimes, just sometimes, people richly need an asshole to give them some of their own shit back.” Preach it, brother!
LJWorld.com - Two months old Jonah Owen as Santa.
Funniest. Baby Picture. Evar.
BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'
“A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical [sic].”
Mike Stanfill, Private Hand - Flash Animation - The Elements, by Tom Lehrer
A wonder animation of Tom Lehrer's “The Elements”
YouTube - Ducky Does Dallas
Fucking brilliant.
List of fictional expletives - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Yippe-kay-yay, Mr. Falcon!
Freedom!! Beard!!
“The time has finally come to not only prove your manhood, but to show how much your country and your freedom mean to you.”
ABS-CBN Interactive
“His impressive streak, however, came under threat from Germany’s Ortmann, who was also unbeaten in four games before facing Django.”
Infant Jesus Sports
WELCOME TO THE INFANT JESUS SPORTS HOME PAGE !!
ZeFrank Speaks at TED - Google Video
What could I possibly say?
Nice Rack | lawrence.com
My nominee for the funniest comment ever posted to lcom.
My Very Blind Date
“I'm taking a girl out on whatever this site chooses as the best date ever. Help decide!”
Zidane World Cup Headbutt Animation Festival (Anil Dash)
Good lord this is funny!
Jacobian Lager - Microbreweries
Hahahahaha…
ASPN : Python Cookbook : Automatic Southwest Boarding Pass
“Travellers who fly Southwest airlines know all too well the importance of “getting an A” so they can board in the first boarding group… With this script you will never again miss “getting an A” regardless of when your flight is.”
The case of the 500-mile email
I don't know why this isn't already in my delicious links. It's perhaps the funniest bit of geek humor ever.
Erik Naggum's now-very famous treatise on why Perl is bad for you (reddit.com)
On Perl 6: “Fixing such fundamental syntax problems at this stage of the game is closing the barn door after the cow has gone out, lived a full life, died, and the hinges have rusted.”
Inefficient sort algorithms
This paper is the condensation of a discussion of inefficient sorts in the talk.origins newsgroup. The main focus was on a sort suggested by Richard Harter. Although the topic (and much of the discussion) was apparently frivolous it raised real mathematic
Dave Orchard's Blog: WS-SopranosDesperateHousewivesKwisatchHaderach
“He will be known as WS-ReliableSecureConversationEventingNotificationMetadataExchangePolicy ResourceTransferTransactionEnumeration.”
First Blue Screen of Death on my Imac Core Duo
The *real* reason to run Windows on your Mac!
JusFlam - Sign up today!
The social network for people who enjoy Jesus, and flames, and rotating stuff.
6News Lawrence: Police investigate apartment for child pornography and drugs
Watch for the part where the dude realizes he just admitted smoking pot on camera… priceless
Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
“The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. ”
United Nuclear - Neodymium magnets
“Take Note: Two of the 3” x 1” disc magnets can very easily break your arm if they get out of control.”
How trees are made
Hilarious footage from Perry Bible Fellowship
The New Yorker: Fact
Awesome profile of Sarah Silverman
Dead grasshopper | Ask MetaFilter
Best. Ask MeFi. Evar.
The Observer | International | Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina
In the “truth is stranger than fiction” department.
Mac OS X 10.4: Stay away from the SyncServices folder
As if it were a swarm of bees, you should stay away from the SyncServices folder in Mac OS X 10.4.
Wake n' Bacon
An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.
Boston Phoenix: High and mighty
“How did you get your job at High Times?” “Can you get me a job at High Times?” “Can you get me some weed?”
Dick Cheney's, um, dick.
Now I *really* feel inadaquate.
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util
Every large project has ‘em. Doesn’t make it any nicer.
Nobody expects Python packaging!
Python has one package distribution system: source files and setup.py install. And easy_install. Python has two package distribution systems…
WWBD
What Would Bill Do?
Private Dancer?
As I was going over some notes on our internal wiki, I ran across a list of rejected names for the framework that become Django.
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