What Would Bill Do?

• Bill would increase debt by $851 billion
• Bill would require universities to disclose deals between professors, businesses
• Bill would let immigrant students pay in-state tuition
• Bill would make students wash hands before lunch
• Bill would halt death penalty for two years
• Bill would punish profiteering after events like Sept. 11 attacks
• Bill would aid wild Kansas
• Bill would throw book at parents of shoplifters
• Bill would sink utilities’ ‘golden parachutes’
• Bill would put bite on eco-terrorists
• Bill would name VA center for Dole
• Bill would nullify vaccine lawsuits
• Bill would allow students to self-administer some medications at school
• Bill would end tax breaks for non-Missourians
• Bill would scale back required lobbyist reporting
• Bill would bar bad reviews of nursing homes from court
• Bill would create KU-WSU men’s basketball series
• Bill would make sub-Cabinet meetings public
• Bill would allow KU workers to leave civil service
• Bill would establish cemetery oversight, limit predatory fees
• Bill would make selling imported Canadian drugs illegal
• Bill would make racial profiling illegal
• Bill would clarify mental retardation in capital cases
• Bill would make officials blind to unsightly cell phone towers
• Bill would continue state vanpool
• Bill would snap Kansas out of ban on hypnotism
• Bill would require safety system on ATMs in Kansas
• Bill would ban cell phones for novice drivers in Colo.
• Bill would benefit Lawrence Municipal Airport
• Bill would borrow for state pension plans
• Bill would remove order to print school salaries
• Bill would regulate insurance deals
• Bill would let teens vote for artwork on state’s quarter
• Bill would allow police to seek citizen IDs if actions are suspect
• Bill would ban cloning
• Bill would expand treatment for drug offenders
• Bill would give vets day off on Nov. 11

(These are, if you haven’t already figured it out, headlines from ljworld.com)