Jacob Kaplan-Moss

Tag: Funny

util

D’oh:

django/contrib/admin/util.py
django/contrib/admindocs/utils.py
django/contrib/comments/views/utils.py
django/contrib/formtools/utils.py
django/contrib/gis/db/backends/util.py
django/contrib/gis/tests/utils.py
django/contrib/localflavor/it/util.py
django/contrib/localflavor/se/utils.py
django/contrib/localflavor/uy/util.py
django/contrib/messages/utils.py
django/core/files/utils.py
django/core/mail/utils.py
django/db/backends/util.py
django/db/utils.py
django/forms/util.py
django/http/utils.py
django/test/utils.py
tests/regressiontests/forms/util.py
June 8th, 2010 • django funny util

WWBD

What Would Bill Do?

  • Bill would increase debt by $851 billion
  • Bill would require universities to disclose deals between professors, businesses
  • Bill would let immigrant students pay in-state tuition
  • Bill would make students wash hands before lunch
  • Bill would halt death penalty for two years
  • Bill would punish profiteering after events like Sept. 11 attacks
  • Bill would aid wild Kansas
  • Bill would throw book at parents of shoplifters
  • Bill would sink utilities’ ‘golden parachutes’
  • Bill would put bite on eco-terrorists
  • Bill would name VA center for Dole
  • Bill would nullify vaccine lawsuits
  • Bill would allow students to self-administer some medications at school
  • Bill would end tax breaks for non-Missourians
  • Bill would scale back required lobbyist reporting
  • Bill would bar bad reviews of nursing homes from court
  • Bill would create KU-WSU men’s basketball series
  • Bill would make sub-Cabinet meetings public
  • Bill would allow KU workers to leave civil service
  • Bill would establish cemetery oversight, limit predatory fees
  • Bill would make selling imported Canadian drugs illegal
  • Bill would make racial profiling illegal
  • Bill would clarify mental retardation in capital cases
  • Bill would make officials blind to unsightly cell phone towers
  • Bill would continue state vanpool
  • Bill would snap Kansas out of ban on hypnotism
  • Bill would require safety system on ATMs in Kansas
  • Bill would ban cell phones for novice drivers in Colo.
  • Bill would benefit Lawrence Municipal Airport
  • Bill would borrow for state pension plans
  • Bill would remove order to print school salaries
  • Bill would regulate insurance deals
  • Bill would let teens vote for artwork on state’s quarter
  • Bill would allow police to seek citizen IDs if actions are suspect
  • Bill would ban cloning
  • Bill would expand treatment for drug offenders
  • Bill would give vets day off on Nov. 11

(These are, if you haven’t already figured it out, headlines from ljworld.com)

February 17th, 2006 • bill funny

Private Dancer?

As I was going over some notes on our internal wiki, I ran across a list of rejected names for the framework that become Django:

  • brazos
  • superglue
  • bodhisattva
  • webbing
  • boidae
  • bohdi
  • skoro
  • consolidata
  • piston
  • physique
  • silhouette
  • valance
  • anson
  • The Python Web Framework (PWF)
  • Tornado Publishing System
  • Web Type Framework
  • Pypeline
  • super magic machine
  • magic machine
  • private dancer
  • “the CMS”
  • The Give-a-Damn machine
  • boltdozer
  • banister
  • garbonzo
  • Simon
  • fizgig
  • palmy
  • cogent
  • pith
  • pithy
  • pyth
  • pythy
  • festoon
  • poeks
  • lavalier
  • clerisy
  • bandwidth
  • django
September 9th, 2005 • django funny names